Posts Tagged ‘truth’

Noteworthy note reveals autonomous manifestation as method of existence

Posted on March 31st, 2010 by a faceless conglomerate

An Oshawa resident passes a cryptic note to a passenger on the subway who then uploaded it to the internet. Questions were asked. The truth is here.

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Modern Warfare 2: “If this is war, I wanna be there!”

Posted on November 18th, 2009 by Charlie

Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three.

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Elf Wax Times announces anti-lesbian platform

Posted on September 11th, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom.

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The Answer to the Questioning of Everything

Posted on April 6th, 2008 by a faceless conglomerate

Collegetown, USA—Very few classes teach us to ask questions. Quite the opposite, we are taught not to question, but to remember. But how does one learn without asking questions? What are we really being taught? April’s Fool. Here you are, operating on the knowledge of those who died and lived before you. That should be [...]

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