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Elf Wax Tech Watch is a new segment in which technological trends are examined in depth. Today’s article is how “virtual literacy” relates to the now dead newspaper industry. Technological change has widely shut down newspapers for the past decade, and today the last paid reporter has punched his clock for the last time. Nobody has . . . → Read More: Reporters Fired Worldwide YOURTOWN, US–After a recent independent investigation, it has come to our attention here at the Times that Dan K., a known pal to many locals, has indeed returned to the area.
. . . → Read More: Report: Dan K. Back in Town  4 comments  Entertainment, Health, Law, Local, News, Society, Special Interest  dan k, disappearance, elf wax, friends, funny, lol, onion, satire, travis, USA In what is possibly the most gruesome and terrible ad-related news in the history of the world, a young man, terribly mistaken, demasculated himself by accidentally overdosing on his father’s Enzyte. The family has asked to remain anonymous because their shame is immeasurable. The boy’s father denies ever taking Enzyte. He admits “I was just, ashamed . . . → Read More: 12 Year Old Overdoses on Enzyte, Commits Suicide |
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