Posts Tagged ‘russia’

Modern Warfare 2: “If this is war, I wanna be there!”

Posted on November 18th, 2009 by Charlie

Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three.

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The End Times They Are A-Comin’

Posted on August 5th, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails!

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An Eastern Approach to the Problems of Western Protest

Posted on June 15th, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

Tbilisi, Georgia–Georgian police beat down and arrested opposition activists in the nation’s capital today. Several journalists were among those arrested. For two months, the opposition has been campaigning to force out President Mikhail Saakashvili. An AP photographer witnessed masked officers beating demonstrators who gathered near the police headquarters. Several were severely beaten into submission along [...]

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China pirates self

Posted on June 14th, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree. China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive (Taiwan). However, Taiwan is not ready to store [...]

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President Obama contracts swine flu

Posted on May 3rd, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

Washington, D.C.–Due to coming into close physical contact with government pigs in Washington, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, popularly known as swine flu, following a doctor visit Friday. Noticeable symptoms include tiredness of the eyes, a glazed “thousand-yard-stare” and the onset of a delirium so intense that President [...]

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