A group of people once discriminated against by gun traders are now required by law to carry a sidearm.
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Elf Wax Times: Demographic Research
Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine.
Read the rest of this entry »Protesters gear up to repress rowdy G-20 police
Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there.
Read the rest of this entry »PROTEST IN D.C.
Anti-war protest takes off in Washington, D.C. Live coverage right here at Elf Wax – just for the hell of it.
Read the rest of this entry »ANTI-WAR PROTEST IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six.
Read the rest of this entry »Beware of Dawgs
Keep the Change.
Read the rest of this entry »The Third World War on the Third World
NEW! MCMAFIA FROM MCDONALD’S, sold only in Italy. Read to find out what Sarah Palin’s hand has to say. Spoiler Alert: it’s not a handjob or else she wouldn’t have retarded children.
Read the rest of this entry »Auto-tuned auto-tuning machine auto-tuned for the first time
T-Pain’s irresponsible use of what used to be known as “the Cher machine” has led to a breakdown of global economic politics hinging on the Panama Canal.
Read the rest of this entry »Last Remains of Peace Scattered
Gandhi’s ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide.
Read the rest of this entry »Obama Meets Terrorist Demands
Obama institutes Muslim Christmas, an official U.S. Holiday that is not to be reckoned with. War on Terror is ‘over’ – terror decidedly winner.
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