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Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.
Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting.
Read the rest of this entry »Google Googles self, search feature ‘disabled until further notice’
Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why?
Read the rest of this entry »STAY INDOORS! DEADLY GEMINID METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT
Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath.
Read the rest of this entry »Pirates awash with Windows 7 theft orgy
Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards!
Read the rest of this entry »Online Gamers Constitute 90 Percent of World’s Racists
Playstation Network is the new face of hate in this week’s edition of The Elf Wax Times. How will Sony handle the cries for help?
Read the rest of this entry »FUCK YOUR BLOG
The Elf Wax Times toils into the wee hours of the morning to bring you part one in an unlimited-part series: VOTE DOWN THE INTERNET, HAIL THE ELF WAX TIMES
Read the rest of this entry »The Elf Wax Times Boasts Monumental Success
The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is!
Read the rest of this entry »Neighborhood Puzzled By Shoe-Wearing Power Line
Witnesses have stated that the power line seems to be a size 11 wide.
Read the rest of this entry »I’d like to sext you up
There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone.
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