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FBI DIRECTOR WINS WAR ON DRUGS
Washington, D.C.– In a harrowing defense of marijuana’s criminal status, FBI Director Robert Mueller successfully lumped marijuana in with all other drugs including meth, heroin, oxycontin, crack and cocaine, but not alcohol, during a debate with Steve Cohen (D-TN). So when faced with the challenging question, “Can you give statistics that point to deaths relating [...]
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Just what it says. Get with the program. New things are happening. Don’t use your real information. Don’t worry about me. What’s there will eventually be pushed into obscurity. I will delete this article once it finds a happy position on the front page. And once hosting is launched, I will go on a crusade, [...]
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