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Breakwater Shadow

Posted on 27 January 2008 by Kilgore Trout

(Wrightsville Beach, NC) ELF WAX TIMES- Student Filmographer and friend of the Times, Wayne Moss, was taking late night long exposure photographs of the beach , to produce the perfect lighting effect. A dark shadowy figure was revealed to him in two of his 64 second exposures. Enhancement has revealed an obviously humanoid figure, nature unkown. Upon on-site review of these pictures, Wayne reported no sight of any obtrusion from the breakwater at all. We will leave speculation to the reader. However, it could have been a Mermaid, Shadow Person, or a Ghost. Many shapes can be identified in the photos, but what it is we will never find out.

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