Gandhi’s ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide.
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Internet addiction ‘doubles teen self harm’
China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet.
Read the rest of this entry »Pirates awash with Windows 7 theft orgy
Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards!
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Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three.
Read the rest of this entry »The End Times They Are A-Comin’
The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails!
Read the rest of this entry »Social networking sites are a “direct path to pregnancy and marriage by age 23″
MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships.
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In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree. China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive (Taiwan). However, Taiwan is not ready to store [...]
Read the rest of this entry »ELF ONLINE: TAKE THE MONEY AND FUN
Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other while an unknown entity reaps the unseen [...]
Read the rest of this entry »General Tso’s Chicken 13% Lead
General Tso’s chicken is a staple of American Chinese take-out restaurants, familiar to millions of fatasses. Starting at the turn of the 20th century, early Chinese restaurants began to sprout up all over America, fueled by the popularity of General Tso’s chicken. Chinese establishments have long been known to spike their food with inordinate amounts [...]
Read the rest of this entry »President Obama contracts swine flu
Washington, D.C.–Due to coming into close physical contact with government pigs in Washington, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, popularly known as swine flu, following a doctor visit Friday. Noticeable symptoms include tiredness of the eyes, a glazed “thousand-yard-stare” and the onset of a delirium so intense that President [...]
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