Posts Tagged ‘Call of Duty’

Help, I’ve swallowed a fishhook!

Posted on December 23rd, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

OH MY GOD WHAT I HAVE DONE!!!1 PLZ HELP ME PLEEEZ!!!! BR? GIBE MONEY PLZ, WTS HEAVY AXE (lol n00bz)

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Online Gamers Constitute 90 Percent of World’s Racists

Posted on November 22nd, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

Playstation Network is the new face of hate in this week’s edition of The Elf Wax Times. How will Sony handle the cries for help?

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Modern Warfare 2: “If this is war, I wanna be there!”

Posted on November 18th, 2009 by Charlie

Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three.

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Jesus resurrected for Nazi Zombies 2

Posted on August 8th, 2009 by a faceless conglomerate

As it was foretold in the final book of Daniel, Jesus Christ has once again arisen to appear in Treyarch’s Nazi Zombies!

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Virtual War Crosses Into Reality

Posted on April 17th, 2009 by Kilgore Trout

Today, Call of Duty 4 took a tragic and deadly turn for the worse after SmokeyMcBong420 and PwnasaurusDeth traded insults over their PlayStation 3 headsets. Several eyewitnesses have independently confirmed that Pwnasaurus claimed to have lost a match due only to lag, irritating SmokeyMcBong and forcing him to challenge Pwnasaurus to a real life duel. [...]

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