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Carl Sagan explains the cosmos

Published 26 September 2009 by The Elf Wax Times

Watch and listen as Carl Sagan alters your perception of reality in a new and unusual way – or just fuck off!

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3 Comments For This Post

astrofizix Says:
May 27th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
This is awesome. I love carl but this is tastefully done.
rw Says:
June 11th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
yeah boi this is amazing!!
James Says:
June 12th, 2010 at 12:03 AM
http://www.elfwax.com/overmind/thought/terrified-by-the-oval-in-the-sky/

^Carl Sagan is lovingly referenced in this article.

We all love Carl. He’s way better than Lenny.

<3 Lenny *sigh* just kidding Lenny