NAMEATOWN, US–A local karate expert injured his hand and pride while trying to prove his strength by breaking a wooden board with his bare knuckles. Thurston Wallace, 19, after seeing elder karate experts nonchalantly break through boards using their foreheads, realized his strength was in question and was quick to saw a fresh board, intending to destroy it. He then demanded a Colorado resident to “hold that [depletive exleted]” and repeatedly attempted to break the board with his hand.
When Wallace was finally able to break the board,
a rip in the space-time continuum was apparently torn open, leaving humanity in shambles. The rest of our footage was thoroughly destroyed and all wax has now broken loose.More on this story here: Pessimist Saves Universe
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July 6th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
How soon will you update your blog? I’m interested in reading some more information on this issue.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:31 PM
o ive been fucking with the layout i dont have time to update, there’s a follow up to this article …i dont remember what its called though. it’s hmmm…. i cant seem to find it
July 6th, 2009 at 8:40 PM
amazingly i found it
cool
http://elfwax.com/2008/03/24/earth-saved-artsified-by-notorious-pessimist/
this is how the space time continuum did not destroy earth.
you’re welcome.