Lockheed-Martin pays Elmo and some other puppets go on PBS tonight to tell kids how to cope with death as a result of suicide, illness and war.
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There is an Apocalypse of Information
The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST.
Read the rest of this entry »I’d like to sext you up
There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone.
Read the rest of this entry »Nancy Grace Guilty in Caylee Murder
All eyes are on the most stunning news story of the entire century. Caylee will be avenged.
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A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty.
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Serial Killer Charles Manson has been paroled from prison and has let loose a media barrage including a new album and a reality TV show.
Read the rest of this entry »Jon and Kate Plus Hate
John and Kate, the bickering parents of 8 children have filed for divorce.
Read the rest of this entry »Social networking sites are a “direct path to pregnancy and marriage by age 23″
MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships.
Read the rest of this entry »Religion 101
There is nothing wrong with religion. I have no problem with religion. Religious people, on the other hand, are a different story. Why can’t someone go to church, rejoice, pray, go home, and keep their beliefs to themselves? Why can’t religious people simply enjoy their religion, without trying to force it on other people, or [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Area man visually defines lost concept through ironic failure to do so
Springfield, U.S.–Dignity found a face when local cracker factory worker Kirk Van Houten attempted to draw it during a game of Pictionary Saturday night, twelve years ago. Ordained with failure after his wife, Luann, could not guess the image, he challenged her to draw a better one in front of the party. What resulted was [...]
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