Anti-war protest takes off in Washington, D.C. Live coverage right here at Elf Wax – just for the hell of it.
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ANTI-WAR PROTEST IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six.
Read the rest of this entry »Last Remains of Peace Scattered
Gandhi’s ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide.
Read the rest of this entry »CNN and FOX affiliates announce new patriotic reality show
Snap into a psychotic rage this Fall in an all-new season of War, Episode II, Overseas Contingency Operation. Fuck propaganda – this is the REAL DEAL!
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A documentary visualization of Peace by The Elf Wax Times
Read the rest of this entry »A Modern Effect
Your latency is 32ms – supposedly. You can handle this. You’re under control and you have the simultaneous support of both the Spetznaz and U.S. Marines. Your aim is true. But is your connection?
Read the rest of this entry »Reporters Fired Worldwide
Elf Wax Tech Watch is a new segment in which technological trends are examined in depth. Today’s article is how “virtual literacy” relates to the now dead newspaper industry. Technological change has widely shut down newspapers for the past decade, and today the last paid reporter has punched his clock for the last time. Nobody [...]
Read the rest of this entry »A message from Alpha Centauri
Following a recent governmental lapse in Truth, a scrambled message has been intercepted and somewhat decoded. The communication details an alien overthrow of humanity. Elf Wax analysts were able to decipher certain parts of speech and published them. The translation, in its original form follows: I am from Alpha Centauri, a star of dead rocks.I [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Iran and America Agree: “Fuck Afghanistan”
Iran and the United States have come together in a landmark baby step, citing their agreement. “Afghani drugs are no good,” says Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This is partly because the Taliban is forcing the peasants to grow opium, and partly because the United States would have a perfect shot at winning the War [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Local Chinaman “not the issue”
The Chinese have denied the existence of a recent video released showing the vicious beatings of Tibetans by what appear to be a small Chinese police force. In their defense, a Chinese official proudly stated that because the video was posted over YouTube, a web service that has been officially banned since 2008, they never [...]
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