A local pig brings home the bacon at the expense of decency, human evolution, and his own reputation.
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When Families Grieve – A Very Special PBS Special
Lockheed-Martin pays Elmo and some other puppets go on PBS tonight to tell kids how to cope with death as a result of suicide, illness and war.
Read the rest of this entry »PROTEST IN D.C.
Anti-war protest takes off in Washington, D.C. Live coverage right here at Elf Wax – just for the hell of it.
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Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six.
Read the rest of this entry »Beware of Dawgs
Keep the Change.
Read the rest of this entry »Movie Chase Scene Escalates To Rooftop
A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he'd] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films.
Read the rest of this entry »Last Remains of Peace Scattered
Gandhi’s ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide.
Read the rest of this entry »Obama Meets Terrorist Demands
Obama institutes Muslim Christmas, an official U.S. Holiday that is not to be reckoned with. War on Terror is ‘over’ – terror decidedly winner.
Read the rest of this entry »Happy Festivus From The Elf Wax Times!
Let it be known that The Elf Wax Times actually posted something on Christmas. We are paid in pure, uncut cocaine.
Read the rest of this entry »STAY INDOORS! DEADLY GEMINID METEOR SHOWER TONIGHT
Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath.
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