A local pig brings home the bacon at the expense of decency, human evolution, and his own reputation.
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NEW MANDATE: Guns for the Blind
A group of people once discriminated against by gun traders are now required by law to carry a sidearm.
Read the rest of this entry »Sarah Palin illegally crosses border to receive free health care
Whitehorse, Canada–Sarah Palin was seen jumping out of a dirty, overloaded pick up truck Tuesday and crossing the Canadian border to steal single-payer Health Care.
Read the rest of this entry »Big Brother is watching you
FBI “head” Robert Mueller is requesting MOAR information from ISPs to aid in his quest for precious SAUCE or possibly get into human trafficking.
Read the rest of this entry »Trouser Snake
Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive.
Read the rest of this entry »Area man loses mind
Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet.
Read the rest of this entry »Stoner realizes speed of Earth’s movement through space, blows mind
A Cave Spring-area youth was high on marijuana today when he realized that time does not exist and therefore [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Social networking sites are a “direct path to pregnancy and marriage by age 23″
MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships.
Read the rest of this entry »Noggin
Head. Fellatio. Hummer. Blowjob. Going down. Tooting the horn. Playing the skin flute. Smoking the pole. Polishing the knob. Addressing the court. No matter what you call it, we all love it. If you can find a girl who is good at it, and will do it regularly, you should marry her…….marry her right now, [...]
Read the rest of this entry »FBI DIRECTOR WINS WAR ON DRUGS
Washington, D.C.– In a harrowing defense of marijuana’s criminal status, FBI Director Robert Mueller successfully lumped marijuana in with all other drugs including meth, heroin, oxycontin, crack and cocaine, but not alcohol, during a debate with Steve Cohen (D-TN). So when faced with the challenging question, “Can you give statistics that point to deaths relating [...]
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