Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there.
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VIDEO FOOTAGE EXPOSES PENTAGON MURDER COVER-UP
This isn’t our job. Why aren’t you doing it? Cover this shit on your own so we can get back to satire, please.
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The Elf Wax Times takes you on an inside look at poverty-stricken Haiti before the earthquake that rescued many from starvation.
Read the rest of this entry »Newest iPhone app makes terrorism simpler
iJihad has released a new app that makes downing an airliner a touch away.
Read the rest of this entry »An Open Letter to Iran
Dear Iran: Elf Wax needs you to give your life for the greatest cause.
Read the rest of this entry »Armageddon on our heels (and that’s just fine)
A documentary visualization of Peace by The Elf Wax Times
Read the rest of this entry »The End Times They Are A-Comin’
The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails!
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All eyes are on the most stunning news story of the entire century. Caylee will be avenged.
Read the rest of this entry »WORLD HAILS GLORIOUS NEW LEADER
THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-UN IS DECLARED OUR NEW MAGNIFICENT LEADER. NORTH KOREA IS THE MOST BLESSED AND POWERFUL NATION!
Read the rest of this entry »North Korean weapon vessel turns around, “left the stove on”
“It could start a fire,” said one analyst, Ernest H. Way, at Elf Wax Research Laboratories.
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