The Elf Wax Times is really fucked up.
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System Administrator Disappears Under Duress, Drug Psychosis
Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare.
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William Quianthy, local legend, goes on the record about marijuana, Led Zeppelin, and Cheez-Its.
Read the rest of this entry »New Blog Site Hits The Internet
New internet blog hits the blogosphere with exactly the effect of “one more blog” – according to scientificists.
Read the rest of this entry »Scared? Try Fear.
Crude oil softens the soul.
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The NOAA is a government agency designed to watch out for your health, at the expense of your tax dollars and your health. And now they’ll tell your ass what’s safe to eat.
Read the rest of this entry »Protesters gear up to repress rowdy G-20 police
Protesters gather in Toronto to reign in unruly police officers. They fight authority by getting punched in the face, arrested, and gassed, just by standing there.
Read the rest of this entry »The New Shit (part 2)
You elected a two-dollar whore and got mad ’cause he blows like a porn star. Let’s talk about landing people on the asteroids.
Read the rest of this entry »Big Bank Theory
The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation.
Read the rest of this entry »VIDEO FOOTAGE EXPOSES PENTAGON MURDER COVER-UP
This isn’t our job. Why aren’t you doing it? Cover this shit on your own so we can get back to satire, please.
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