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Why I can’t do Facebook
Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook.
Read the rest of this entry »Fever To Sing
Fever to Sing was a festival. Elf Wax was there.
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At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself.
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The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it.
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Elf Wax takes you on an inside look at a sad internet character’s contest and the sadder people who seek to be his boyfriend.
Read the rest of this entry »Modern Warfare 2: “If this is war, I wanna be there!”
Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three.
Read the rest of this entry »A Review of Pokemon 8: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew (or something like that)
I awoke on New Years day to the usual yammering of Cartoon Network’s early morning programming. I stood up to deactivate the horrible noises, when I realized I was in the guest bedroom. How drunk had I been last night? I forgot. How’d I get home? Man, I had no answers, except I knew I [...]
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