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Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.
Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting.
Read the rest of this entry »Mel Gibson joins with ex-Rage members
Mel Gibson rages into a new music career.
Read the rest of this entry »Why I can’t do Facebook
Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook.
Read the rest of this entry »An Alternative Earth – by Adolf Hitler
Hitler had a Plan B: to secretly colonize the Moon, built by troops launched from Antarctica.
Read the rest of this entry »Fever To Sing
Fever to Sing was a festival. Elf Wax was there.
Read the rest of this entry »What Salvia Is Like
At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself.
Read the rest of this entry »Movie Chase Scene Escalates To Rooftop
A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he'd] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films.
Read the rest of this entry »Larry And His Flask
The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it.
Read the rest of this entry »Chris Crocker’s Internet Boyfriend Search
Elf Wax takes you on an inside look at a sad internet character’s contest and the sadder people who seek to be his boyfriend.
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