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Archive | November, 2007

Tags: brendan fraser, Entertainment

Blast from the Past

Published 01 November 2007 by wayne

Hope everyone had a nice Halloween. I was having quite a good time until I saw the pics of the devil below. Sheesh. Anyway, searching deep into archives, I was able to find our old friend Backpack Monster and make his sequel available to the world (wide web).
Backpack Monster II. Youtubed.

Update:
SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!11
Youtube doesn’t accept .swf files. Should be called youn00b. MIRITE?!?

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