Thursday, th3j35t3r decided to reveal what a truly pitiful charlatan he is. In d0xing the Chronicle, th3j35t3r was so incredibly full of fail that I actually felt embarrassed for him. Although most of us write under pseudonyms here at the Chronicle, we do not attempt to conceal our identity like th3j35t3r because we aren’t criminals. There’s really no point in d0xing us, except perhaps as part of a veiled threat. And we do not fear th3j35t3r.
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New Game Call of Duty: Modern Occupation 2 Makes Imperialism Fun AgainHold onto your rights, because War just went global! Respawn Entertainment, founded by top developers from Infinity Ward, maker of the bestselling Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series have announced plans to release a new game they say will allow players to enjoy the gut wrenching realism of indefinite military occupations. [caption id="attachment_5754" align="aligncenter" width="502" caption="Brought to you patriotically by Lebal Drocer, Inc."][/caption] Co-creator and sadomasochist Frank West said all people deserve to witness, and even partake in, the atrocities of war. "We thought, why should brown people be the only ones lucky to experience the horrors of modern warfare? With Modern Occupation 2, ... 
Why do old people care about 9/11 so much?[caption id="attachment_5692" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="LOL"][/caption] The other day a motorcycle gang rode down main street, waving American flags. In the middle of the parade was a piece of the World Trade Center, covered with signs identifying it. I don't know why all these old people care about 9/11 so much. It's not like they were there or it even affected anyone they know. I mean, everyone knows it was an inside job, anyway, right? All these old people are so afraid of Al-Qaeda, and it just doesn't make sense. Al-Qaeda is probably made up, and most of my friends agree: Osama Bin ... 
HACKERS FREE PRISON INMATES USING BACKDOOR EXPLOIT[caption id="attachment_5589" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Hackers were even able to program clothes onto escaping prisoners."][/caption] SAN QUENTIN, Calif. -- More than one thousand inmates escaped from their prison cells across the United States Wednesday following the release of a volatile computer bug used mainly in the hijacking of nuclear weapons control systems. Last week at Defcon, the hacker conference, a technological flaw in prison security software was discreetly showcased before a handful of onlookers, provided spectators promised not to say anything about it. Capital Punishment The massive breakout occurred just before 3 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Latest reports say 1,233 of the more than 5,000 ... 
Rick Perry Anointed Next GOP President of the United States at Bohemian GroveWhen the not-so-secret Illuminati two week sexcapade retreat known as Bohemian Grove concluded last week, Rick Perry emerged as the the next “anointed one” by several Grove insiders. This and much more was uncovered as the Governor himself made an appearance at the one day cameo at the 2,700-acre campground in Monte Rio, California. The biggest buzz to come out of the summer camp for the world’s richest and most powerful gay men was that current Texas Governor (and avowed Juggalo) was anointed the New World Order’s pick to be president of the United States of America. Multiple sources with in ... 
America Finally Closes Its BordersCasa Grande, Ariz.-- The predominantly white inhabitants of suburban Casa Grande paraded through the streets Friday celebrating the announcement of the closing of all the Borders in the country. Shortly before the announcement, leader of the White Brotherhood Southern Arizona Chapter Harold Smith heard rumors of borders closing. Harold gathered his people together in a Border's bookstore parking lot at the mall because it is a good place to go, he said, and there is plenty of parking. Harold stood on the tailgate of his pickup truck in front of a jubilant crowd at their Patriot Rally and declared, "We will finally ... 
Chronicle.SU is WRONG[caption id="attachment_5030" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Adrian Chen attempts to block the view of Tlingit masks he said are "also wrong.""][/caption] I'm Adrian Chen, and I know many things. I mean, there are a lot of things I know. I know stuff about politics, the Internet and hacktivism because I myself am a troll hacktivist. I try really hard to know as much as possible about what Anonymous tweets, and especially LulzSec, Sabu and reddit.com. But what I know most of all to be most factual and more true than any other fact on the Internet, is that the Chronicle.SU is wrong. They are ... 
OUTED: Sabu of #AntiSec[caption id="attachment_4943" align="alignright" width="170" caption="Old Brutus once told Sabu over IRC, "You'd better have a good-looking face because you're about to be associated with a movement." To which Sabu responded, "Indeed. I'm handsome methinks don't worry about that.""][/caption] Sabu, outed this morning, faces the worst, or worse. He said he doesn't fear extradition, but in 1908, Portugal signed the Portugal International Extradition Treaty with the United States, giving the FBI the ability to extradite a person. Folks on Twitter have already compared Sabu to MLK, saying if he is taken out or extradited, there will be outcry. But because of extremely narrow ... 
BREAKING: Bluehost, demanding we remove all disparaging posts mentioning th3j35t3r, threatened to take the Chronicle.SU off their servers Thursday unless Chronicle.SU issues public apology and formal proof of cyberbullying articles’ deletion. We are so very sorry for hurting th3j35t3r’5 feelings. We did not realize she is so very fragile but now we know her emotions everybody’s afraid to use the chronicle 
FUCK TH3J35T3R AND FUCK AMERICA When I helped ruin your Westboro Baptist Psy-Op, Topiary took all the glory and I stole all your troll food. You were a failure then, and you are a failure now. You may be pretty good at throwing packets around, but that doesn’t mean you have any valuable skills. I have all the insanely advanced Computer Science 101 it takes to do what you do, but I can get attention for my cause without the parlor tricks you pass for hacktivism. This site gets nearly as much traffic as yours without the need for that kind of childish behavior. Famous for books that are 99.3% plagiarized, security charlatan Gregory D Evans has, for once, had his work stolen out from under him. Joseph K Black has adopted Gregory D Evans’ methods. Black has cited his doubtful “expertise” as a reason for people to pay attention to him. 
You can’t miss this week’s episode of Anonifeld, Thursdays on the Internet! Unless you saw last Thursday’s failure because Anonymous is either completely fail or run by the government in a bid to discredit social movements everywhere. 
Experience the awesome realism of day-to-day military operations from the eyes of a grizzled xenophobic Alabaman named Jeff Cleburn, and count the days until he rotates out of this shithole. What else can I screencap, as proof of my superiority? After all, numbers and hacks ARE everything. I bet no one even cares to hack barriticus@gmail.com. Who would even try? Barrett Brown won’t write for us and Ian Murphy won’t either. I even gave Murphy an account. Well, feel free to pawn it off on your little troll Barrett, he might change his mind when he sees how much attention we get. |
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