
FBI "head" Robert Mueller is requesting MOAR information from ISPs to aid in his quest for precious SAUCE or possibly get into human trafficking.
T-Pain's irresponsible use of what used to be known as "the Cher machine" has led to a breakdown of global economic politics hinging on the Panama Canal.
Gandhi's ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide.
Sarah Palin is currently a bottomless source of hysteria on FOX News, but today her fucked up political career comes back to haunt her, for tomorrow is ... Marmot Day!
Fuck yeah. Local hacker pwns PS3 at something other than Modern Warfare 2.
Posted on 07 February 2010
FBI "head" Robert Mueller is requesting MOAR information from ISPs to aid in his quest for precious SAUCE or possibly get into human trafficking. Continue Reading
Posted on 05 February 2010
T-Pain's irresponsible use of what used to be known as "the Cher machine" has led to a breakdown of global economic politics hinging on the Panama Canal. Continue Reading
Posted on 03 February 2010
Gandhi's ashes have been swept into the sea. Now the rest of India and Pakistan prepare for the same immediate fate, as peace crumbles worldwide. Continue Reading
Posted on 01 February 2010
Sarah Palin is currently a bottomless source of hysteria on FOX News, but today her fucked up political career comes back to haunt her, for tomorrow is ... Marmot Day! Continue Reading
Posted on 25 January 2010
Fuck yeah. Local hacker pwns PS3 at something other than Modern Warfare 2. Continue Reading
Posted on 23 January 2010
Don't read this piece of shit publication any longer. WATCH IT INSTEAD! Mini-Daddy drops it like it's hot, but like it's hotter. Continue Reading
Posted on 20 January 2010
The Elf Wax Times takes you on an inside look at poverty-stricken Haiti before the earthquake that rescued many from starvation. Continue Reading
Posted on 05 January 2010
Google's amazing new Nexus One is probably smarter than you are, and cooler too. It already has more friends. Continue Reading
Posted on 02 January 2010
Obama institutes Muslim Christmas, an official U.S. Holiday that is not to be reckoned with. War on Terror is 'over' - terror decidedly winner. Continue Reading
Posted on 01 January 2010
iJihad has released a new app that makes downing an airliner a touch away. Continue Reading
Posted on 25 December 2009
Let it be known that The Elf Wax Times actually posted something on Christmas. We are paid in pure, uncut cocaine. Continue Reading
Posted on 23 December 2009
China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. Continue Reading
